Juicy Can Cloud Your Judgment
Jul 4th, 2006 by mdean
Welcome to the ‘Juicy Can Cloud Your Judgement’ series. What is juicy you ask? Oaktown’s 357 have your answer. Juicy is like the dark side of the force, it can cloud any jedis judgment. Prince is not immune to the effects of Juicy. The very 1st encounter was Denise Matthews. Denise Matthews had the milkshake that Prince couldn’t be without. Princes 1st impulse was to rename Denise ‘Vagina’. I like to think that common gotdamn sense told Prince to “slow down” and rethink that option. Tho it’s funny to think what would church would be like for Denise Matthews now, if she had to explain that her stage name was ‘Vagina’. (and yes I said it..God aint done with me yet either)
Vanity 6 Nasty Girl
Anyway tho, Prince and Denise settled on the name Vanity. And a hoe was born. Ahhh I know the term hoe is HARSH, but what was Vanity talking about on the Vanity 6 album? Well I’ll tell you…she was talking about Trick Topics. I’m not saying Denise herself was a hoe, but the persona on wax was on some dickmedowndaddy stuff, which is not a bad thing.
Vanity 6 Drive Me Wild
Well the point of this post is that Prince took the time to make this album, put them on tour, besides the fact that Vanity or Susan and Brenda couldn’t sing. It’s what I call “Going but naked for what they caint do on recorded.”
Can you name any other “Juicy Can Cloud Your Judgment” moments in the Prince history?
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One word: Mayte
Mayte..yep.
Carmen was extra juicy. Her album was WACK.
I’m gonna propose that Tamar qualifies as a current “Juicy” moment. The man spent more time out promoting her CD than he did his own!
Great site guys. I just discovered it tonight. I post about Prince pretty frequently over on my site. I’ve added you to my links. I look forward to hearing your podcasts, past and future. Look out for my next post, a 1988 Lovesexy tour aftershow. Peace…
Pete
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Welcome Pete. You got a cool site there!